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i wish you could see the world through my eyes
I pretended that I had food so this duck would come up and say hi to me. It tried to eat my hand so I don't feel that bad. Ducks are the funniest things ever. They have such lovely chests.
it's like when you're younger and you see little ducks in the pond and you want to hold them. no one actually goes in and get them. EXCEPT YOU, freak.
lemon jelly- nice weather for ducks. its ..great. it reminds me of autumn.
Once upon a time, and a very long time ago it was, there was a nicems little girl named JinJin. When the days and the shadows grew long, JinJin and her mommy would walk to the little pond and feed the ducks. There were no moocows by the duck pond.
Oh, and as for the actual photo, I like how it's off center, and the colors are nice and bright.
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come on in, we haven't slept for weeks.
drink some of this. it'll put color in your cheeks.
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could've sworn that wine and one and four made two, but it's 5!
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come on in, we haven't slept for weeks.
drink some of this. it'll put color in your cheeks.
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could've sworn that wine and one and four made two, but it's 5!
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I am the heretic who cannot be burned
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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
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